Cast
Rico - Riccardo Lettieri
Damien - Damien Feeney
Blow-Up Sex Doll - As Herself
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 39am
Rico is sitting on the living room sofa on his laptop. He smiles then closes his laptop, takes out his phone and calls his friend Damien. Cut to Damien who is in his room reading a Nuts magazine. His phone goes off. Recognising the number he answers it.
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:39am
Damien
Hey buddy
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 39am
Rico
Hey buddy, I just wanted to let you know that I have a date tonight.
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:39am
Damien
Nice one. so, where did you meet her?
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 39am
Rico
Internet, on a dating website.
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:39am
Damien (sounds worried)
Which one?
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 39am
Rico
Plenty Of Fucks dot com.
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:40am
Damien (sounds relieved)
Good stuff. so, what does she look like?
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 40am
Rico
Her profile pic looks great. she's young, sexy and apparently she's really dirty!
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:40am
Damien
Oh yea? Gonna get your dick wet tonight then?!
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 40am
Rico
Yea, hopefully, if it all goes well. She's coming round for dinner.
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:40am
Damien
Nice one! From the dinner table to the bedroom, good plan!
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 40am
Rico
Yea, I just gotta cook something first
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:40am
Damien
Dude, you will be fine, wear smart clothes, cook some romantic food, be yourself and she will be gagging for your cock! Trust me.
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 41am
Rico
Yea, nice one. Right, I'll let you know how it goes. see you later buddy.
INT. Damien's room. DAY 11:41am
Damien
Laters budz.
He hangs up and resumes reading his Nuts Magazine.
INT. Rico's living room. DAY 11: 41am
Rico (Talking to himself)
Rico (Talking to himself)
Smart clothes, romantic food...
INT. Rico's Kitchen. EVENING 18:09pm
Rico can be seen sitting at the dinner table in a Hawaiian shirt with beans on toast served on plastic plates. He is looking directly at his date with amazement. He reaches for his phone and raises it to his face. On the phone is a picture of the date which he compares with the blow-up doll sitting opposite him. He lowers the phone and breathes a huge sigh of relief.
Rico
You look just like your profile picture.
The blow-up doll remains motionless. A cutaway that reveals to the audience that several minutes has passed. We are now greeted with Rico laughing. The beans on toast have been partially consumed.
INT. Rico's kitchen. EVENING 18: 58pm
Rico
So then, I punched him square in his face.
The doll stares at him with the shocked expression she has permanently glued to her face. Her plastic face is covered with beans.
Rico
That's the same expression on everyone's face that day. you are such a good listener. Do you want to go upstairs and see my room?
INT. Rico's bedroom. NIGHT 19:16pm
The next scene sees Rico and the doll in his room. The doll is naked and lying on Rico's bed who is standing at the foot of the bed. Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On is playing in the background. Rico removes his boxers and stares at the doll who stares back at him with the same shocked expression on her face.
Rico
You look surprised. Were you expecting smaller?
Rico advances on the bed towards the doll as the shot fades out. The next shot fades in. It is morning and we can see Rico waking up. He realises that there is someone in the bed next to him so he rolls over to have a look and looks back in disgust. He slowly climbs out of the bed as to make sure not to wake the doll up. He finds his clothes, puts them on and retreats to the kitchen. He phones his mate Damien.
INT. Rico's Kitchen. MORNING 09:26am
Rico
Hey mate, yea, listen... I may need to get myself tested.
END
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