Cast
Brad - Riccardo Lettieri
Dan - Aaron Lampard
Jack - Riccardo Lettieri
Jack's Girlfriend - Katie Johnson
Voiceover - Riccardo Lettieri
EXT. Location unknown (A shed somewhere in Australia) DAY 09:15am
A sound of a phone ringing can be heard over shots of a shed. A close up of the phone is revealed to the viewers as one of the boys answers it.
Brad & Dan
Gooday!
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm
Jack
Hi guys, its Jack from Hendon again...
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am
Brad & Dan
Jacko again!
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm
Jack
My girlfriend has been using sex as a weapon against me recently, I mean she said that if I don't cut the grass, she's not gonna have sex with me, its not fair.
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am
Brad
Some women are fiends mate
Dan
They're sexy and they know it
Brad
And they will use their curvy bodies to manipulate you into doing anything
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm
Jack
Exactly, the sex is great, but I don't want to be her bitch. What do I do?
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am
Dan
there's only one solution
Brad
you need to make sex feel like a chore to her
Dan
But still enjoyable for you
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:16pm
Jack
Ok, so how do I do that?
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:16am
Dan
Experiment a bit
Brad
Try some new positions that you know you love
Dan
But she hates
Brad & Dan
Jacko again!
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm
Jack
My girlfriend has been using sex as a weapon against me recently, I mean she said that if I don't cut the grass, she's not gonna have sex with me, its not fair.
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am
Brad
Some women are fiends mate
Dan
They're sexy and they know it
Brad
And they will use their curvy bodies to manipulate you into doing anything
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm
Jack
Exactly, the sex is great, but I don't want to be her bitch. What do I do?
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am
Dan
there's only one solution
Brad
you need to make sex feel like a chore to her
Dan
But still enjoyable for you
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:16pm
Jack
Ok, so how do I do that?
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:16am
Dan
Experiment a bit
Brad
Try some new positions that you know you love
Dan
But she hates
INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:16pm
Jack
Right, Iv'e got just the thing, thanks guys.
INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:16am
Brad
No wackers!
Brad & Dan
Tuurooh!
They hang up. Jack walks into his garden where his girlfriend can be seen looking at the grass.
EXT. Jack's garden. EVENING 18:16pm
Jack (to his girlfriend)
If I cut this grass, tonight we are doing anal!
His girlfriend looks at him in disgust. The next shot cuts to a freshly pulled pint of Fosters on a table. A voiceover says...
Voiceover
Fosters, Good Call.
END
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