Monday, 29 April 2013

Final Script for: Fosters Ad 2

Cast

Brad - Riccardo Lettieri
Dan - Aaron Lampard
Jack - Riccardo Lettieri
Jack's Girlfriend - Katie Johnson
Voiceover - Riccardo Lettieri


EXT. Location unknown (A shed somewhere in Australia) DAY 09:15am

A sound of a phone ringing can be heard over shots of a shed. A close up of the phone is revealed to the viewers as one of the boys answers it.

Brad & Dan

Gooday!


INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm 

Jack

Hi guys, its Jack from Hendon again...

INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am 

Brad & Dan

Jacko again!

INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm 

Jack

My girlfriend has been using sex as a weapon against me recently, I mean she said that if I don't cut the grass, she's not gonna have sex with me, its not fair.

INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am 

Brad

Some women are fiends mate

Dan

They're sexy and they know it

Brad

And they will use their curvy bodies to manipulate you into doing anything

INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:15pm 

Jack

Exactly, the sex is great, but I don't want to be her bitch. What do I do?

INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:15am 

Dan

there's only one solution

Brad

you need to make sex feel like a chore to her

Dan

But still enjoyable for you

INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:16pm 

Jack

Ok, so how do I do that?

INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:16am

Dan

Experiment a bit

Brad

Try some new positions that you know you love

Dan

But she hates


INT. Jack's living room. EVENING 18:16pm 

Jack

Right, Iv'e got just the thing, thanks guys.

INT. Shed in Australia. DAY 09:16am

Brad

No wackers!

Brad & Dan

Tuurooh!

They hang up. Jack walks into his garden where his girlfriend can be seen looking at the grass. 

EXT. Jack's garden. EVENING 18:16pm 

Jack (to his girlfriend)

If I cut this grass, tonight we are doing anal!

His girlfriend looks at him in disgust. The next shot cuts to a freshly pulled pint of Fosters on a table. A voiceover says...

Voiceover

Fosters, Good Call.

END

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